Seen/Done

• Discovered you can open the door to a Turkish police cruiser from the inside!
• Tear gased in Istanbul 
• Attended a historical moment (Istanbul Gezi Park Protests)
• Met a pirate and his monkey
• Tried real absinthe in Romania
• Hitchhiked over 11,000 km
• was propositioned about 4 different times (of course I said Ew! then NO)
• Talked a couple of English girls into peeing in the town square...one in Bratislava, one in Bucharest
• Took a photo of 5 naked French men as they were posing in the town square on a fountain (then got caught by the cops)
• Danced barefoot in the street with Scotsmen
• Slept on a beach in Venice (for 3 nights)
• Woke up in strangers' homes (countless times)
• Did several illegal things
• Tried an Amsterdam brownie
• Ran through the streets of Old Town Bratislava in my underwear (bikinis are basically the same, why not?)
• Made the Slovakian TABLOIDS
• Had my hand lit on fire by a French fireman
• Was asked to smuggle jewels across borders (didn't do it, but it was tempting!)
• Tried "Apple Pie Moonshine"
• Partied in an old Cold War bunker under a castle
• Was given a legit old Roman coin (WTH did it go?!)
• Saw 21 countries I was "never supposed to be lucky enough to have seen"
• Drooled on Anne Bathory's castle (Maja licked it!)
• Was picked up by an extremely distant relative (compared family trees!)
• Met an uber famous Australian singer (his name was Matt) (his friends outed him to me)
• Sat next to Turkish actress Belcim Bilgin on a 13 hour flight (we talked the whole time, and I didn't realize she was famous until everyone was taking pictures of her)
• Met an English soap opera actress
•  Was on Al Jazeera (in the background of both the Turkish and Bulgarian protests)
• Hitchhiked with Italian police
• Slept under a picnik table on the border of France and Spain